If there's one thing we've learned from this whole Johnny Depp-Amber Heard debacle, it's that Australia truly does have a treasure trove of warm and direct people.
The couple starred in a 42-second video for the Australian government, publicly apologizing for breaking the country's biosecurity laws. Mostly, the only thing you'll take from the video is that it's awwwwwwwwkward. Even the prime minister thinks so.
"I think he's auditioning for The Godfather," Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce joked of Depp during an appearance on Sunrise on Tuesday. "He's very good at playing every person except Johnny Depp."
The apology comes after Heard pleaded guilty in court to illegally bringing her Yorkshire Terriers, Pistol and Boo, into the country and making a false statement on her immigration card. She avoided a 10-year prison sentence and up to $265,000 worth of fines, instead receiving a one-month good behavior bond and no conviction.
"As far as me directing that atrocious movie? No," Joyce continued. "Even I could have done it a little bit better than that. 'Do it again, Johnny. Do it with gusto, mate! A little gusto, come on.'"
Meanwhile, people have been having a field day with the clip, because, as Ricky Gervais may have put it best, "The Johnny Depp apology feels like a hostage video."
The Johnny Depp apology feels like a hostage video.