Samuel L. Jackson Hilariously Recaps 'Game of Thrones' -- Watch!
By Johnni Macke
If you've been longing to watch Game of Thrones, but have no clue what's going on, Samuel L. Jackson's got you covered.
HBO has published a "Game of Thrones Beginner's Guide: Uncensored" narrated by the 67-year-old actor and it is exactly what you need to get caught up on all things Westeros. (Or if you simply want to be entertained.)
Later, as Jackson introduces the seven kingdoms, he tells viewers how extremely good-looking the Stark family is and warns, "Don't get attached! I'm just saying." If only we knew this before the Red Wedding!
Jackson's commentary throughout the guide is hilarious, and yet, also very informative. He is dead on about Daenerys Targaryen's badass persona and the creepiness that is Cersei Lannister and Jaime Lannister's relationship.
Plus, Jackson calls them like he sees them, which leads to a few killer comments about Joffrey Baratheon. "This jerk is still on the iron throne," Jackson explains in a frustrated tone. "Sansa's stuck in King's Landing with this motherf**ker," he adds when describing the Stark family's fate.