Chrissy Teigen might be to Twitter what Kim Kardashian is to Snapchat.
The 30-year-old model and new mom wants you to know that she and husband John Legend are just fine with Kate Upton and her fiance Justin Verlander, because the two couples haven't even hung out together.
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Teigen took to Twitter to out a bogus tabloid rumor claiming that Legend "can't stand being around Justin" and that this alleged rift has caused Teigen and Upton's "BFF-ship to sour."
"If this isn't the dumbest and most random sh*t I have ever heard lmao," Teigen tweeted Wednesday.
"We have never even all actually hung out together," she continued. "It is just so, so random and such a useless lie. Usually a story is at least 1% true."
Verlander, 33, chimed in, tweeting, "Whewww… Glad you cleared this up! I was worried someone I haven't met yet hated me."
The magazine's alleged "insider" goes as far as claiming that "John doesn't find Justin's crass locker-room humor funny." Teigen addressed this claim specifically.
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"John enjoys my locker room humor," she tweeted.
This follows Teigen's informative Twitter Q&A from Tuesday in which she dished on her dreams for baby Luna and joked about rumors that Legend is associated with the Illuminati.