Orlando Bloom Goes Fully Nude During PDA-Filled Beach Day With Katy Perry -- See the Pics!
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How very European.
Orlando Bloom didn't risk any tan lines while paddleboarding in Italy with girlfriend Katy Perry -- no, he went completely nude. No swim trunks. No slightly-less-Euro-but-still-very-Euro Speedo. Au naturel. Just a man and his paddleboard, as nature intended it.
The "Rise" singer, on the other hand, opted to keep her bikini on and seemingly did zero paddling. Instead, she sipped a local beer and, uh, enjoyed the view.
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The 39-year-old Lord of the Rings star didn't spend the whole day in the buff and sported a more modest look -- a swimsuit -- when he returned to shore. Meanwhile, the Internet has busied itself speculating on the size of Legolas' bow and arrow (sorry) based on shadows, black box of censorship be damned!
(The uncensored photos are out there, too. We'll let you do that searching for yourself, dirty bird.)
Beyond naked aquatic activities, Bloom and Perry, 31, were spotted rubbing oil on each other, packing on public displays of affection -- your standard kissing, butt grabbing, etcetera -- and hanging out with friends. Point of clarification: This was not a private beach, if the first two photographs led you to that conclusion.
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The couple went public in February during a getaway to Hawaii, a month after rumors first swirled that they had gotten cozy at a Golden Globes after-party. Which makes this Italian romp only the latest time their romance has been beachside -- they also PDA-ed it up on a yacht at Cannes over the summer.
"Katy and Orlando are the real deal and are totally in love. We've never seen Katy this happy and so smitten," a source previously told ET. "They are head over heels for each other."