Inside Katie Maloney & Tom Schwartz's Very 'Vanderpump Rules' Wedding: Lisa Officiated, Stassi Was a Bridesmai
By John Boone
WARNING: This post contains spoilers for the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules! (Uh, kind of?)
After four seasons of commitment issues, lenient ultimatums, and endless bubbie talk, Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz finally -- finally! -- tied the knot on Wednesday in Northern California, with Bravo cameras rolling the entire time. A source tells ET the woodsy wedding will serve as the finale for season five. Until then, here's a look inside the nuptials...
First, the dress: It's a non-crop topped Zuhair Murad gown, which reportedly retails for $12,000. Fun fact: you can actually watch Katie try on wedding gowns and say yes to this dress in a video for Glamour magazine.
As far as what has been shared on social media, here's the money shot:
At first glance, the untrained eye might be like, aww. Cute wedding. True #PumpRules devotees will immediately notice a few crucial details, though. Let's dig in, starting with the fact that Lisa Vanderpump officiated! Cancel every other wedding from now until the end of time, because no wedding could ever top a wedding officiated by Lisa Vanderpump.
Katie's bridal party included Stassi Schroeder, possibly the maid of honor, Brittany Cartwright, Scheana Shay and Kristen Doute. (Katie's Pucker & Pout co-founder, Jennifer Hoffner, and Mr. Robot actress Stephanie Corneliussen were also bridesmaids.)
Question: Brittany -- Jax's girlfriend who works at SUR now -- is second in the bridal party line? Ahead of Scheana? What TF happens this season?! Also, it's worth pointing out that Ariana Madix is the only full-time cast member not in the wedding party.
Meanwhile, Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval served as groomsmen for Schwartzy:
Except there doesn't appear to have been any tears or catfighting or drunken DJ James Kennedys there, either? The entire day was heavily documented by Scheana on Snapchat -- her medium of choice -- and she and Ariana aren't even feuding anymore! Bravo, what's going on here?!
Lest you think a Pump Rules finale should pass without a musical number, Katie changes into a sequined mini dress and sailor hat to perform some sort of karaoke singalong with Schwartz. And Sandoval played the trumpet.