All of the Sex in 'Fifty Shades Darker' by the Numbers
By John Boone
We're all going to see Fifty Shades Darker this weekend for the same reason, right? To learn the inner workings of the Seattle book publishing industry? And then for the sex. Since Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson say they were "more comfortable" shooting those scenes this time around, it's no surprise the movie is much more NSFW.
5: Total number of spanks delivered, including one playful, fully clothed pat.
1: Scene where Christian Grey is shirtless and Ana draws on him with lipstick.
1: Pair of vaginal beads.
1: Scene of Christian doing shirtless pull-ups and pommel horse. (Because he just has a pommel horse in his apartment.)
4: Times you see a portion of Dornan's butt.
1: Time you see a portion of Dornan's pubes.
1: Full-frontal scene that Dornan is rumored to have shot for Fifty Shades Darker and that was ultimately cut from the finished film. Resulting in a MILLION questions for director James Foley, the producers, the editor, Dornan himself, E.L. James, the studio, the MPAA, your local cinema and whatever higher power you believe in.