The Dancing with the Stars stage will no doubt shine a little less brightly next week with the absence of Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya's colorful routines, but the fashion guru assures us that his departure from the competition is not a sad one.
"We came, we saw, we bedazzled," explained Carson in his trademark humor. "We had a great time and I know we were a lot of people's favorites."
The funnyman says he cherished his time on the floor, realizing that although he's going home, he's "in really great company" with the "amazing dancers" that were voted off in the weeks prior. "I never thought I'd be here in week 5."
Although the pair has consistently ranked rather low on the scoreboard, their personality and flair no doubt kept them afloat through five weeks of eliminations. Fellow contestants were so tickled by his antics, they'd even pay to keep him around.
"I'm going to hire him as a writer," laughed David Arquette, "just to stay here and hit me with some lines!"
Regardless of whether or not David intends to follow through, Carson assured his fans he'd be back every Monday until the end of the competition cheering everybody on from the sidelines.