It's been quite a while since we've seen Taylor Swift with a man in her life, and Ellen makes it her mission to get to the bottom of this unfathomable mystery.
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Hoping to catch Swift off guard, Ellen slyly ask the singer whether or not her boyfriend enjoys her new perfume, but her playful questioning prompts Swift into listing a slew of all the "pathetic" solo activities she occupies her very free time with.
"I sit by myself and I watch Law & Order," Swift tells Ellen in frustration. "I don't have a boyfriend. I don't even have like kind of a boyfriend. I don't have someone that I'm texting that is a guy that someday might be my boyfriend. There's like nothing going on right now."
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Watch a preview of Taylor on The Ellen Degeneres Show, and don't miss the full interview airing today, which features an all-new commercial for her fragrance Wonderstruck …featuring Ellen. Let's hope it's anywhere near as amazing as her mock commercial for Keith Urban's fragrance, Dry Heat.