Clearly, it's a slow work day for the staff at JJK Security.
ET has your exclusive first look at the Small Town Security team returning to action, or shall we say inaction, as the men and women tasked with protecting the residents of Ringgold, Georgia spend their afternoon attempting to spell the word "hemorrhoid" without success.
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Click the video above for a sneak peek!
The season two premiere of Small Town Security airs on Thursday, May 9 at 10/9c on AMC.