As Jimmy Kimmel points out before this bit, "No sane person would ever say the kind of things that they write online to someone face-to-face. If you did, you'd get killed." The late-night host then attempts to test that theory by reading mean messages to Modern Family vixen Sofia Vergara.
"If only Sofia Vergara was a mute," Kimmel, 46, reads. "Her voice rings in my ears."