The first episode of the 32-year-old model's new talk show, The Amber Rose Show, debuted on VH1 on Friday, and as you could imagine, it was filled with chatter on sex, dating advice and, of course, celebrities.
Rose kicked off the weekly series, produced by Dr. Phil, by walking out to Ty Dolla $ign's "Drop That Kitty" jam, featuring Charli XCX and Tinashe. She then began the show by poking a little fun at herself. "I'm so excited to have my own show!" she exclaimed. "Yes, so you guys can get to know the real me. And, actually, people don't know this about me, but I'm actually a virgin. Just kidding! I'm a ho."
"MUVA's got no filter, so you know I'm gonna talk some s**t!" she continued. "It's gonna be lit!"
She also referenced her ex, Kanye West, in the monologue, bringing up his beef with Taylor Swift. While talking about the singer's star-studded Fourth of July bash -- in which Swift's boyfriend, Tom Hiddleston, rocked an "I ♥ T.S." T-Shirt -- Rose bluntly asked for an invite.
"So cute," the fashion designer stated. "Can I please come next year to your party? Please? And Taylor, as long as you know that my plus one won't be Kanye, then we'll be straight."
Rose also addressed Iggy Azalea's recent split from Nick Young. At the time news broke, Rose took to Instagram to share a pic of the "Team" rapper, accompanied with a supportive message. "I believe that Iggy should follow her heart and do whatever she wants in life," Rose suggested on Friday. "What’s unfortunate is that, every time I follow my heart, I wind up taking a bat to a man's car. Thanks, Beyoncé!"
The premiere episode, which featured a guest appearance by French Montana, also included an "Ask MUVA" segment, where Rose offered up her advice to audience members. One guest admitted she was dating a guy with a small penis, and wasn't sure if she should continue seeing him. Rose's suggestion? Hilarious!
"He had a small dick?" Rose asked. "I think you should cut him off. I mean, listen, you just said you 'kind' of like him. You don't want to grow to love him and he has a small penis. Listen, on the Amber Rose Show, we are not about body shaming -- he can't help what he has in his pants, so we're not going to judge him for that -- but your personal preference [is] to have a guy with a bigger dick, and if it's just not there, it's just not there."
Back in May, Rose released a statement expressing her excitement for the new show, which airs Fridays at 11 p.m. on VH1. "I am very excited to be joining forces with such an amazing network to deliver a fresh perspective on the primetime talk show," she said at the time. "Join us as we break all the rules and redefine late-night. Watch out Fallon, here comes MUVA!"