All the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Sex Scenes by the Numbers
By John Boone
We already told you everything that surprised us while watching Fifty Shades of Grey (like for one, it’s kind of good?). But we know what you really want: You want to know EXACTLY how much sex there is in the movie. Here’s your answer in the most scientific way possible.
(WARNING: Spoilers! Also, sex stuff that might be considered NSFW!)
41 - Minutes into the movie before the first sex scene happens.
7 - Total sex scenes*. (*We’re including some BDSM scenes that don’t involve traditional intercourse but seem sex scene-y enough to count.)
1 - Sex scene that barely counts as a sex scene because it’s sad.
3 - Sex scenes that actually take place in the Red Room.
20 - Minutes, approximately, of total sex in the movie.
8 - Total spanks Anastasia receives in the movie.
10(ish) - Total times Ana gets whipped in the movie, give or take a flogging.