This Is How Much It Costs to Buy Everything on Gwyneth Paltrow's 2014 Goop Gift Guide

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Hope you've been saving up.

It’s the happiest time of the year! Goop’s holiday gift guide time! “This year, we decided to shake things up a little bit...” Gwyneth Paltrow explains alongside her holiday wish(es for you) list. Does that mean there won’t be thousands of dollars worth of linens like last year?!

“...and organize our annual gift guide by category.” Oh. Though she does say they “tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest.” But how much would it cost to buy Gwyneth’s entire gift guide?

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If you want to say, “One of each, please!” it will cost you — scroll down for a sampling of the items from each category and scroll all the way to the bottom for the grand total (excluding “Price Upon Request” items).


To Go:

Craig Laptop Case “That Can Double as a Clutch (in a Clutch)”: $90.00
PB 0110 Leather Bucket Bag from SSense: $1,025.00
Site Corot Palais Des Tuileries Plate “for Wanderlust Meals”: $75.00
Travel Backgammon Set from Aspinal of London: $550.00
Valentino Canvas Trolley from Net-a-Porter: $4,545.00 (“Yeah right, but how cool is this?”)


To Make:

CB2 Marble Server (“An Elevated Cheese Plate, Literally”): $16.95
Easy Health Angel Juicer Gold from Super Angel Juicers: $4,739.00
Arthur Umanoff Bar Cart from Max & Moritz: $1,495.00
Maine Farmed Sea Salt (“Mineral-Rich Salt, Packaged in a Pretty Little Bag”): $18.00
Bread Bin (“Significantly Prettier Than a Plastic Bag”): $38.43



Nathalie Lete Vilac Teepee from Amazon: $160.00
Tutu from Tutu Du Monde (“The Ultimate Dress-Up Option”): $169.00
Old Time Sling Shot from The General Store: $28.00
Parrot Drone (“Terrifyingly, Every Kind We Polled Desperately Wants a Drone”): $300.00
Jennifer Meyer BFF Necklace from Shopbop (“Out of Every Tween’s Budget”): $550.00

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To Do:

Nokona X Shinola Baseball Glove (“A Limited-Edition Spin on a Total Classic”): $435.00
Indoor Foosball Table by A Plus R Store: $3,500.00
Artemare Longboard by Goop (“A Next Level Skateboard”): $495.00
Hermés Myths & Constellations Cards: $125.00
Backyard Croquet Set by Terrain (“Weirdly Addictive”): $248.00


To Be:

Lanvin Gold Plated Brass Double Ring by LUISAVIAROMA: $695.00
Hermes Avalon Blanket (“If Only We Could Buy These in Bulk”): $1,500.00
Score & Solder Terrarium by Mohawk General Store: $320.00
Delfina Delettrez Cartoon Eye and Pearl Ring by StyleBop: $1,960.00
Astier de Villatte Incense by Nickey Kehoe: $50.00


To See:

Garth Roberts Antique Mirror Containers from The Future Perfect: $548.00
Tom Dixon Plum Ice Bucket from Saks: $290.00
Tacey Emin Beach Towerl from MOCA: $95.00
Diamond Thickie by Esque (“We’d Take Anything From Esque, Most Notably This One-of-a-Kind, Insanely Expensive Vase”): $12,000.00
True Detective from Amazon: $30.00

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To Get:

Juste Un Clou Bracelet from Cartier (“The Fanciest Nail Around”): $7.600.00
Anita Ko Safety Pin Single Earring: $1,995.00
The Row Rina Fringed Cashmere Cape from Saks: $3,190.00
Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch from Farfetch: $1,295.00
Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket from Matches: $2,614.00



Cheek Frills Monogrammable Underwear Set from Goop: $75.00
Earthquake Kit from Preppi; $345.00
Hoorsenbuhs Gold Monogram Plate Bracelet from Barneys: $6,500.00
3D Silhouette Charm from Neiman Marcus: $1,100.00
Carter Kustera Custom Portrait from Jonathan Adler: $350.00

$107,309.49! Chump change for Gwyneth Paltrow, baby!

How does Gwen’s list compare to Oprah’s? Watch to find out: