Solange's 2015 Met Gala Dress Will Confuse You Forever

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Let's get one thing straight.

Solange is attending the 2015 Met Gala wearing some creation of Giles that is not a dress.

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It has been alleged to be a dress. This is simply impossible.

Not even saying it looks bad! Just saying: Not. A. Dress.

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Don't know how it works.

Maybe the Silver Surfer crashed.

Might be a knight's shield.

Death Star? Makes sense....

Sting ray? Plausible.

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Liquified disco ball? We buy it.

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Disruption of the space-time continuum? Not out of the question.

Dress? Undeniably out of the question.

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Solange, we love you, you rock, you are so bold and cool, and you did not wear a dress today.

Thank you.

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