As if being a sex appeal deity and hilarious actor isn't enough, Channing Tatum insists on being life-ruiningly awesome in his free time too.
So during his Reddit AMA on Wednesday, the Magic Mike XXL star really was game for you to ask him just about ANYTHING. Here are the 17 realest revelations from this pinnacle moment of our young nation's history.
11. He talks about Joe Manganiello's pectoral muscles "blinding" him.
No surprises there.
12. You have to ask his wife if you want to grab his ass (or single ab) right now.
"You'd have to ask my wife. I'm fine with you grabbing my ass. But you'd have to ask her and it depends on her mood. And you can touch my ab, I only have one right now. If you're into that kind of thing. I'm all for it."
13. He wants a lap dance from Kevin Nash.
"I am not even joking about this. Kevin Nash. I've always wanted to know what it feels like to be tiny in his arms and thrown around."