30 of Khloe Kardashian's Craziest Quotes: Happy 30th Birthday!
By ET Staff
How do we love Khloe Kardashian? Let us count the ways.
For starters, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star is not afraid to speak her mind, delivering some of the show’s funniest, most outrageous and on-point quotes. Even on her toughest days, Khloe’s dry humor and wit seem to always shine through. Plus, she is a pro at turning lemons into lemonade. “Ever since Kim called me a troll, I love using that word,” she once famously joked.
15. “Her nickname isn’t Elizabeth Taylor just for the diamonds.” – On Kim.
16. “Hi Satan!” – Addressing mom Kris on the phone.
17. "Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?" – To one of her sisters.
18. “Sorry, Sir, I curse a lot.”
19. “Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?”
20. “Mom, there is a whore watching your children, basically topless, around your husband. You need to get over here before your husband leaves you for this 12-year-old be-otch.” – On Kendall and Kylie’s new babysitter.
21. "Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me. I loved them. You can't do much better than that." – On Kim and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.
22. “Awko taco.” – Via Twitter.
23. “Hi guys! Shake your t*ts! Oh yeah, they jiggle baby!” – Khloe’s speech at Kim’s bachelorette party.
24. “I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples— perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.” – On her sheer X-Factor top.
25. "A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big." – On Kim’s pregnancy.
26. "I am gonna turn into an alcoholic tonight."
27. "Now I slore it up in public, and that's the way it should be."