"I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it," Brolin says in a serious monologue, before Reynolds pauses the trailer, complaining about the visual effects, and going into his own action-figure rendition of Cable's fight with Deadpool.
"After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry's hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste," the synopsis for the upcoming superhero sequel reads. "Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor - finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World's Best Lover."
Watch the new trailer above! Deadpool brings his deadpan back to the big screen on May 18, 2018.
And for more on Reynolds' return to the role he so clearly loves, watch the video below.