"I'd like nothing more than to sock him in his ugly, soft, starry-eyed pug face," Gyllenhaal read, before looking into the camera with mock sadness.
As for recent Emmy winner Elisabeth Moss, her tweet seemed to start off sweet, but got to the snark eventually.
"Elisabeth Moss looks STUNNING," the The Handmaid's Tale star read with a smile. "I think she can clean up well, despite my grandmother's harsh opinion that she's hideous."
The Good Place star Kristen Bell couldn't help but agree with the Twitter user who wrote "Kristen Bell seems like the kinda person I'd be thrilled to be paired up with for a school project, but then would never wanna hang out with her otherwise."
The star-studded installment also features tweets read by Emma Watson, John Lithgow, Dave Chappelle, Jeffrey Tambor, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Jim Parsons, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jennifer Lawrence, Bob Odenkirk, Michael Keaton and Kumail Nanjiani.