Before wrapping up her "last day in paradise," the 42-year-old actress took to her Instagram Story to officially squash recent pregnancy rumors. "Morning everybody, last day in paradise and I'm exhausted. We worked out this morning," Longoria shared in the video. "So I saw some pictures of myself [looking] really fat on a boat. I have to tell you, all I did was eat cheese."
"So that's the news of the day," she continued. "I'm not pregnant, just eating a lot of cheese, a lot of wine, a lot of pancakes."
Despite her clear love for dairy, the newlywed learned that she’s lactose intolerant, which could cause some stomach bloating.
Apparently I'm lactose intolerant," she announced before pointing out that she has "no belly" in the footage.
The Desperate Housewives star also explained why she wanted to set the record straight.
"I just had to share because my whole family is calling me asking if I'm pregnant. Yes, I look pregnant, but it was just a ball of cheese, a ball of cheese in my stomach," she quipped. "But seriously, I look so fat but you know what, that happens to people. Everybody gets bloated. I’m not bloated today but this is pre-pancake. I’m about to go eat a pancake."
After happily raving about pancakes and cheese, Longoria mused over the final day of her vacation. "Then it's back to reality," she said. "Then the real weight gain begins because all this eating will catch up with me."