Alec Baldwin once again reprised his well-trodden Trump impression for rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and delivered what was essentially a rapid-fire run-down of references to current events.
From his very public arguments with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Republican senator Bob Corker, to his hilariously terrible pronunciation of "Puerto Rico," Baldwin's Trump mocked nearly every headline in recent weeks – including Vice President Mike Pence's recent departure from an Indianapolis Colts game.
Earlier this week, Pence left an NFL game between the Colts and the San Francisco 49ers after seeing some players take a knee during the national anthem. Trump later tweeted that the vice president did so at his request.
Later, Trump calls Pence again, this time while the VP is at a random wedding. Pence says the ceremony is going really well, and that the groom looks classy, but then panics when "another groom" shows up, and quickly flees the wedding.
“No one should disrespect the sanctity of marriage," Trump says. "Like it says in my favorite Bible verse, Double Corinthians, marriage is between a man and a woman, then another woman. Then another woman. And maybe one more if you have got it in you."