The 'Real Housewives of New Jersey' star doesn't hold back about the sex, beauty, and strip searches in prison.
Teresa Giudice has been out of jail for little more than a month, but she's already got a lurid tell-all in the works.
Fans of the reality show won't be disappointed by Giudice's book, Turning the Tables, which, according to excerpts obtained by the New York Daily News, details everything from humiliating strip searches, maggots in the food and lesbian sex.
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Giudice shared her cell with five other women, and sex took place in there so often that other inmates nicknamed it "the boom boom room."
The Daily News reports that Giudice refrained from her own prison romances, but she did allow herself to indulge in fantasies about her husband, Joe Giudice.
At one point, the 43-year-old reality star sent her husband a Father's Day card filled with three pages of new sex positions she'd been told about by other inmates. "Madonna mia, I was dreaming of my husband," she writes.
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In addition to the first-day strip search that all inmates go through, Giudice had to endure another humiliating search, after an inmate accused her of hiding a contraband cellphone. Giudice claims nothing was found.
While Giudice apparently attracted some "menacing stares" while on the inside, she made the best of her situation by finding other inmates who could help do her nails and hair, and even tailor her prison outfit for her.
She reportedly passed the rest of her time by committing to up to six hours a day of working out, dreaming of releasing her own yoga DVD and reading voraciously.
Giudice was released from the Federal Correctional Institute in Danbury, Connecticut on Dec. 23, 2015 after serving 11 months for fraud charges. Her husband, Joe, is set to start his own 41-month jail sentence in March.
Turning the Tables will hit shelves Feb. 9, just four days after the Real Housewives of New Jersey star's house arrest is slated to end.
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But never fear -- Giudice will return to RHONJ, along with sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, for the show's seventh season.
For more on Giudice and the $90,000 surprise she was gifted upon her release, watch the video below