The 35-year-old comedian stuns in a sexy, cleavage-baring white swimsuit on the cover of InStyle's May issue, and reveals to Jessica Seinfeld, comedian Jerry Seinfeld's wife, that she's no longer a big drinker. "In the past couple years there have been times when I haven’t [drank] for months," Schumer admits before giving the pros and cons of her lifestyle change. "Life isn’t that fun. So I can feel really good for a while, but then it’s one of the things that I look forward to, so until I am told ‘You cannot do this anymore,’ I’ll probably continue to [drink].”
As for growing older in Hollywood, the Golden Globe winner says that's never been a concern of hers. “What’s good about not being a model is that it’s not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won’t affect me," Schumer explains. "I have never gotten anything done because I’m, like, so gorgeous."
"I’m good-looking enough that I can work in the business. I get enough attention from men that I feel good," she continues. "I see pictures of myself now, and I look younger than I think of myself. It hasn’t scared me yet."
Schumer also doesn't see the point of cosmetic procedures such as getting filler in her face. "I’m not against it. I’m pretty sure I’ll never get any sort of surgery, but no proclamations," the Trainwreck star says. "Also, I cannot imagine a moment when I will need filler for my face, as if it needs to be filled. [Laughs] Can we unfill this? Let’s get an emptier."
As for where her confidence comes from, Schumer credits her parents, Sandra and Gordon. "My parents made me think I was a genius supermodel," she jokes. "And it was kind of too late when I found out that they had been lying.”
ET recently caught up with Schumer and her Snatched co-star, Goldie Hawn, at CinemaCon in Las Vegas, and she quipped about what it was like to go snorkeling with Hawn's real-life daughter, Kate Hudson, during a break from filming in Hawaii.
"Well, I was trying to impress her, but she's like a mermaid," Schumer said of the 37-year-old actress. "To see, like, Kate Hudson's butt, like, snorkeling in front of you and then you're just like, 'I know that's not what I look like right now.' Like, she comes out and she's like.. both of them. We got paparazzi and I mean, [they] couldn't have looked more beautiful."
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