21 of the Strangest, Most NSFW Lyrics on Miley Cyrus' Surprise Album, 'Dead Petz'
'You lucky I'm doing my yoga or you might be dead.'
Miley Cyrus’ stint as the host of the 2015 MTV VMAs was pretty successful -- at the very least, she gave us plenty to talk about (and plenty more questions to ponder). But the free album Miley dropped at the end of the show, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, is the only thing we care about today.
We listened to all 23 tracks and highlighted the craziest, most explicit, sexiest lyrics below. They cover drugs, ex-boyfriends, spirituality, and, well, dead pets. WARNING: Some lyrics contain explicit language. This ain’t Hannah Montana music anymore.
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1. When Miley too casually mentions extraterrestrial life: “I understand / Why there is a sun, how the bugs fly / And why there is a moon way up in the sky / Why there is trees, and what the f**k is love / Why there’s flying saucers watching from above.” (“Dooo It!”)
2. This completely unrelated question that would make a health teacher blush: “Why they put the d**k in the p***y? F**k you.” (“Dooo It!”)
3. This anti-drug commercial: “You're so cute / In your space suit / In your space boots / Space dude / Since you've left I've started to drink / Sometimes when I do drugs I'll start to over think / And I start crying / I think I'm dying / But I'm just tripping.” (“Space Boots”)
4. When he's a vegan but dumps you anyway: “My biggest fear is not being with you / The pain is so excruciating I don't know what I’d do / We're both vegan / It makes it easy to think it never hurt anything / Living intentionally.” (“Space Boots”)
5. An entire song (interlude?) that just says: “Alright this is really f**ked up but, but but / F**ked up, f**ked up / F**ked up, f**ked up / F**k, f**k f**k, f**ked up.” (“Fuckin Fucked Up”)
6. Basically everything sung in “BB Talk,” starting with the hook: “Your baby talk is creeping me out / F**k me so you stop baby talking.” (“BB Talk”)
7. This poor mother (oh god, Mrs. Hemsworth? MARIA SHRIVER?): “In the beginning it was like we were f**king homies and s**t and then all of a sudden you started with some f**king baby goo-
goo tongue down my f**king throat I mean, even in front of your mom.” (“BB Talk”)
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8. “Don’t be a dumb A B-word” - Oprah (jk): “You put me in these f**king situations where I look like a dumbass b***h and I'm not a f**king dumbass b***h.” (“BB Talk”)
9. Who is this about?! “You know, it's sweet and you couldn't be more opposite of my last d**khead but I don't know if I can get over the f**king goo.” (“BB Talk”)
10. Modern romance at its finest: “I like when you send me, you know, the, the queen emoji, but when I send back the monkey, you know, the ones with the, the hands over the eyes, that means that s**t's just getting a little too weird for me.” (“BB Talk”)
11. ??? “I just bury my head in your armpit which...weirdly smells good and your hair and your f**king teeth / Like, why the f**k would I wanna lick your teeth but I do.” (“BB Talk”)
12. This roommate with boundary issues: “I sleep with the door open if you want to come in while I'm sleeping / I'm always sleeping naked cause you wake up and you're creeping” (“Bang Me Box”)
13. THIS IS NOT SUBTLE, MILEY: “I want it so hard / You finger my heart.” (“Bang Me Box”)
14. I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? “The milky, milky, milk / Your tongue milking me so hard / And from sucking on your nipples / Licking milky, milky stars.” (“Milky Milky Milk”)
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15. Clearly: “Self control is not something I'm working on.” (“Slab of Butter (Scorpion)”)
16. One of the lesser talked-about benefits of meditation: “How dare you bring another chick in my bed / You lucky I'm doing my yoga or you might be dead / I ain't doing nothing that would take away my Zen.” (“I Forgive Yiew”)
17. This is horrific: “I keep searchin' for some meanin' in my dreams / And I'm dreamin' of bein' eaten by tigers / While the sparrows start to sing in a tree.” (“Tiger Dreams”)
18. Do non-religious f**ks understand this? “Such a weird f**kin' dream / Flyin' around into the sky like Superman / Chasing tigers and your arrows land themselves / Those religious f**ks will never understand.” (“Tiger Dreams”)
19. Is this the plot of The Lorax? “Wake up, world / Can't you see the earth is crying / Wake up, world / Can't you see all the clouds are dying / And maybe one day there won't be rainbows / Grass won't be green and the sky, it won't be blue” (“1 Sun”)
20. From an honestly tragic and moving song about a dead pet fish: “You lived under the water, but I love you so much / You never been on land, and you never seen the sky / You don't know what a cloud is / Why does everything I love have to die?” (“Pablow the Blowfish”)
21. And when Miley sings her dinner order: “On Saturday night, we all went out to eat / But I can never decide, so someone chose sushi / I got soup, and I ordered rice / But watching my friends eat my friends, ruined my appetite.” (“Pablow the Blowfish”)
Now, relive the unexpected moment that Nicki Minaj called out Miley onstage during her acceptance speech: