The couple, who tied the knot in 2015 and share two kids -- 4-year-old daughter Wyatt and 2-year-old son Dimitri -- took to Instagram on Wednesday to mock a tabloid magazine's upcoming issue featuring them on the cover and claiming they've called it quits.
In the video, Kutcher speaks into the camera while addressing his wife, as they sit together in their car.
"I guess it’s over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week," Kutcher captioned the video of the hilariously sarcastic exchange. "Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who’s counting."
The post got a lot of love and support from many of the couple's famous friends, many of whom have been the target of supposed exposes in tabloids in the past.
"This is amazing," Demi Lovato commented, along with a heart emoji.